Elvis Visits the Polls

Sighted By: Ronny Bauer

Location: Baghdad, Iraq

Date: February, 2005

A hubba hubba, when times get rough, Elvis shows up out of nowhere in support of Democracy. Rumor has it that he voted for Cournel Parker who offered to come out of retirement to, as he put it, "Whip into Shape all those nasty anti-American warlords."